Western New Jersey Wastemanagement Group

New Jersey - BASH Special Investigation (copyright 2007)
Hillary Rodham Wojohowski (nee Smith)

The BASH news studios this week broke the story of the hostile takeover of the Devil-Dogz Gaming Corporation by the heretofore unheard of Western New Jersey Wastemanagement Group (WNJWG).

As heard exclusively on Jock Yitch's "BASH" webcast, WNJWG spokesperson Tony Scungile had this to say about the takeover: "...hey is that provolone? Cut me a piece?"

Chilling.

The news has reverberated throughout the gaming world as other Call of Duty server administrators wait in fear of being bought out by this juggernaut garbage disposal unit that, on the surface, looks to takeover multiplayer gaming.

Who is the WNJWG? Who is Scungile and who are his puppet masters? Your humble correspondent was sent to find out. After 2 days of traveling that took me literally across town and back, our BASH news team has the answers.

Organization Chart (known to date)

Anthony Vincenzo Scungile
a.k.a "The Nutcracker", a.k.a. "Tone Loc"

Department: Collections (if you know what I mean)
Position: Lieutenant
Experience: 1980-1985 Attica State Penitentiary (Theft under $50)
Supervisor: Gianni Fedora

With the purchase of the Devil Dogz, Scungile now becomes the day to day supervisor of the DD's network of gaming servers.


Bobodan Clownowski
a.k.a "Bobo the Clown"

Department: Collections
Position: Driver
Experience:
Supervisor: Gianni Fedora

Bobo is Scungile's right hand man.



ARTIST's RENDERING


Don Ho
a.k.a "The Dry Cleaner", a.k.a. "Perc"

Department: Dry Cleaning
Position: First Lead Hand
Experience: 10 years with Trichlorethane
Supervisor: -

Cleans all the organization's laundry. If you know what I mean, yet again.



Gianni Fedora
a.k.a "The Hat", a.k.a. "Johnny Fed"

Department: Collections
Position: Vice President/Capo (emphasis on Vice)
Experience: 1970-1971 1 year detention, 55th Street Junior High School (Peeing on school property).

As head of the Collections department, Fedora oversees most of the capital inflow into the company. Shrewd, lewd and an avid nudist, Fedora is the big cheese, the grande provolone if you will, of the organization. Find him and you will find garbage.

We here at BASH will continue to observe this group and will keep you our listeners and readers aware of their every move.