Wojohowski missing, feared lost

New Jersey - BASH Special Investigation (copyright 2007)

BASH has just learned that our intrepid Fashion, Automotive and Crime Reporter, Hillary Wojohowski has gone missing.

Police in Garden City are quoted as saying that while she was reported missing only yesterday she has actually been gone since last Friday.

Phyllis Melman, of Passaic N.J., a life-long friend of the reporter told BASH that this was no surprise to her, "...no one really notices Hillary. She could be the only one in the room and she'd blend in with the lamp. She's quite dull, you see".

Sgt. Larry Enright of the New Jersey State Police said there was absolutely no evidence of foul play or that her expose' of the Western New Jersey Wastemanagement Group had anything to do with this, "At least that's what it says on this bit of paper I was asked to read", said Sgt. Enright.